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Natalie Gets Punished by Michele's HOH Ballz

Haha, karma is a bitch. Natalie totally screwed up the second part of the HOH yesterday with Michele's balls. I was so happy when Jordan beat her.  Let me tell you, I was screaming with joy at Snap fitness, throwing my fist up in the air - the whole shabang!

The thing about Natalie is that although she has played a good game this season, she is just despicable and totally unlikable. The gaming/rational side of me wants to root for her because she completely went against all odds and took out players like Russell, Jeff and Michele, all while getting Kevin to do her dirty work. Brilliant right? But God, do I hate her. She is one of the most annoying bitches I've ever had the pleasure to despise on Big Brother.

And Kevin? DR Kevin is likable, but Kevin on the feeds is every bit as hateworthy as Natalie. Like seriously dude, grow some balls, and stop doing everything Natalie wants you to do. You have to play this game for yourself. Why didn't you bring Michele when you knew that she would take you, and not Natalie to the final 2? Kevin is a pussy. That is all I have to say.

So, I'm pretty much left rooting for Jordan, who is not exactly worthy of the BB crown, but whatever. I like her a hell of a lot more than I like Kevin or Natalie. It's pretty much picking the lesser of two evils at this point.

Thanks Jeff for ruining the end game of this season :).

Big Brother 9 Rant #6: Woot Woot Baller!

My prediction was correct...Adam wins!! I think this is the first winner I've actually liked. Dick was disgusting, Boogie was an elf and Maggie was just plain boring.

Baller played a very good social game which is why he ended up winning over Ryan. Ryan honestly let Adam control most of his moves at the end game which is what cost him the money. Evicting Natalie and Sheila, two people he would have had a better chance against in the final two, were incredibly dumb moves for Ryan. Now that I look back on it, evicting Sharon was also a bad move for Ryan because it cost him her jury vote.

Obviously James won the America's choice, but I really found it funny how Julie announced Sheila as second. Sheila goes home with no money except for her stipend. I tried voting for Josh, but my browser was fucked up. Josh is still my favorite contestant from this season and definitely the most entertaining houseguest. I loved his comment about Natalie and how only two people could go to F2. If there is an Allstars 2, I would definitely want Josh to be in it, as well as Allison. My two favorites this year were bitter enemies till the end lol.

Overall the finale was decent. It felt a little rushed and I hope the producers make the finale two hours long for BB10 like they do on Survivor.

Big Brother 9 Rant #5: Might as Well Hand Baller the Check

Well, I haven't been blogging much as of recently since my favorites to win this year keep getting eliminated one by one, week after week. Although, I do have to say that Natalie's eviction was very satisfying to watch; I was actually cheering out loud when I saw the look of despair on her face when Julie announced that it was a 1-1 tie. I've gotta give mad props to Sheila for having the balls to actually evict her as it made for very good TV. I still think that Chelsea's eviction was by far the most entertaining this season, but Natalie's was up there as well.

It was sad to see Sharon go yesterday, I really wanted to see an Adam and Sharon final two. Although Sharon wasn't the most entertaining person to watch on the feeds, she definitely played a very good game given the cards she was dealt. I also believe she was robbed of HOH this week with that stupid guinea pig question. I call bullshit, as Evel Dick would say. Oh well, what can you do?

I'm rooting for Baller to win right now, but if Sheila won, I'd be ok with that also. The only person I don't want to see win is Ryan. Ryan has played a terrible game and is just a disgusting pig quite honestly. The only reason he has gotten this far is because he has won some lucky competitions. Ryan's worst move this season was evicting Natalie, the only person I think he could beat at final two. He's playing for second place regardless of who he goes up against. Ryan has a slightly better chance against Sheila, but I still think she would win against him.

If Adam makes it to the final two tonight, I can pretty much guarantee he is this season's winner.

Big Brother 9 Rant #4: Natalie...Natalie...Natalie...

Day 52-53

Natalie drives me absolutely crazy.

As of right now Natalie is planning to keep Sharon over Josh with the original final four plan of Her, Ryan, Adam and Sheila. She spilled the beans about her agreement with Josh to Sharon and Sheila just four hours after the plan was solidified and, I hate to say it, but Joshua's chances of staying are really slim at this point. I'm hoping Josh can sway Ryan and Adam to keep him over Sharon, but after Ryan and Adam talked over the pros and cons of each nominee they have decided that keeping Sharon is best for them.

Natalie is seriously a fucking idiot. She is currently playing both sides and there is no reason for her to do so. She promised Josh yesterday that she will keep him and then goes back on her word later on in the night. Why even cut a fake deal if you don't need to? All that does is make people not want to trust you.

Baller and Ryan need to wake up and realize that keeping Josh over Sharon is better for them in the end. Not only will Sharon nominate Baller and Ryan if she wins HoH, but she stands a much greater chance at winning than Josh if she makes it to final 2. It's SO FRUSTRATING!

Josh, you are going to get evicted because all of the houseguests you live with are dumbtards. ugh.

Big Brother 9 Rant #3: OMG JOSH, DON'T GO HOME!!!!

Day 52

Sorry, but I've been kind of busy (lol), so I haven't posted anything, but I've got a WHOLE LOT OF SHIT to say about Big Brother. On a side note, waaaah I can't apply for season 10 this year because I don't turn 21 till after the DEADLINE. My dreams have been shattered!

Alright, well Natalie surprisingly won HOH and put up Josh and James, with the target being James. James won POV and Natalie is going to put up Sharon as a replacement nominee.

Things were looking grim for Josh after the POV ceremony, but I knew deep down in my heart that Josh would pull through and think of something to save his ass. He is just that great of a player. His secret alliance with Ryan has become very very handy! Ryan worked Natalie into thinking that Sharon is a bigger threat than Josh. He told Natalie that Sharon is not only better physically at challenges, but is also an untrustworthy mole. I gotta give credit when credit is due, Ryan did make a very good argument. Sharon is a much bigger threat than Josh, both in terms of challenges and as final two competition. No one hates this woobie lover. Who wouldn't give her the money if she made it to final two? Anyway, long story short, Josh, Natalie, Ryan and James have made an agreement to keep Josh this week over Sharon. The vote will go 2-2 and Natalie will break the tie keeping Josh and sending Sharon and her blanket out the door. Josh also promised both Natalie and Ryan that they get two weeks safety from him if he wins HOH. The funniest part about this agreement/alliance is that they have already begun discussing putting up Sheila and Adam next week. Nat and Ryan sure are quick to throw their allies under the bus. LOL!!!!

The only thing I'm worried about is that Josh told Natalie that Ryan and him have been cool and had a deal for a few weeks. That might have not been a good idea, but we will see how that pans out.

During this entire discussion between the four of them up in the HOH room, Sharon is downstairs crying, literally bawling her eyes out, over the fact that Josh would be going home this week. I feel so bad for her...Little does she know that she will be the one going home! Sharon really has little game left in her, it's sad. I thought she would pull through and start showing her cards, but all she is doing is pouting like the emo girl who sits in the back row of your English class---sad sad Sharon.

As much as I like Sharon, I like Joshua more! So between the two going home I'm ecstatic that Josh is most likely going to stay unless Natalie opens her stupid trap and spills the beans about the plan to Sheila. Joshua is a mastermind in this game and knows what to say. Seriously, he is dodging bullets and playing a wonderful game. GO JOSH! I'd rather Sharon stay over James but, oh well, what are you gonna do? Sharon played a great game until last week when she offered herself up as a pawn---she just cares too much about Josh and that has ruined her game.

It's Joshtastic!!! JOSH IS GONNA WIN THIS BIATCH!!! But, I like Baller too and I don't want him to go home either. What are the chances of a Baller and Josh final two?

I have to backtrack and talk about last night. James blowing up at Sheila was AMAZING. Basically James was awake in his bed and overheard Sheila talking about voting James out in the kitchen after she talked to James earlier in the sauna about maybe keeping him. I was expecting Sheila to cry and DOR after James called her out on all her shenanigans, but she surprisingly retained her composure. James then started crying like Matt did. Blahblahblah I'm on my little island blahblabla. As much as I despise this pink haired punk, he is at least entertaining.

Last thing I want to touch on tonight is Chelsea's exit from the Big Brother house. Talk about the best eviction speech ever! Seriously, a lot of the houseguests talk about telling people off when they leave, but they always end up not having the guts to do it. Chelsea went out with a bang and I loved every minute of it. The best part was when she said that Sheila has been rode hard. LOL! I love Chelsea and will miss her dearly.

Let's just hope that Sheila goes home next week. That would be sweet!

Big Brother 9 Rant #2: Oh Allison!

What a roller coaster week it has been in the Big Brother house! We didn't just have one eviction Wednesday night, but two---both involving the same person. It was definitely an entertaining episode and huge props to the producers for making it go down the way it did.

Before the live eviction on Wednesday the houseguests got a mysterious note from Big Brother telling them that a siren would go off in the coming weeks and change the game dramatically. Allison and Ryan were really excited that this new twist in the game could somehow save them from the chopping block. Josh, on the other hand, became really paranoid and worried that his plan to get rid of "the bitch" would backfire due to the siren.

Well Wednesday rolled around and Julie Chen revealed one of the "twists" this season. Basically what was going to happen was that Julie Chen would announce to the houseguests which couple was evicted and then as they tried to leave the house the siren would sound and the house guests would all be asked to come back to their seats. Julie Chen would then announce to the house guests that only one person from the evicted couple would actually be leaving and that they would all be playing the game as individuals from now on.

As expected, Ryan and Allison were evicted (2-0). As they tried to leave, they were surprised that the door was locked from the outside. All of a sudden the siren went off and Allison had a rush of excitement and hope. She actually thought she would be staying in the house and was jumping up and down, clapping her hands and hugging Ryan. When Julie told the house guests that only one person would be evicted, either Allison or Ryan, Allison's facial expressions changed in a matter of seconds; talk about a mood swing. The poor girl knew she was going home and started crying when she was giving her plea as to why she should stay. Allison was voted out 6-0 and hardly got any hugs or goodbyes from any of the remaining houseguests.

Julie then revealed another twist shortly after the HOH competition. An evicted houseguest would be returning to the house and America would get to choose who in an online poll at cbs.com.

So yea, CBS is really pulling out all the stops to keep viewers interested and increase the show's terrible ratings this season. I like that the houseguests can now play on their own. It will be interesting to see what new alliances will form now that players don't have to rely on their partners anymore.

I'll admit I'm a huge Allison fan and I'm hoping she comes back into the house next week to stir up the pot once again. I think the producers made a big mistake with the twist because it made Allison's eviction inevitable and honestly she is much more entertaining to watch than Ryan. I also think it's a mistake to let America decide who gets to come back into the house. Seriously, all the soccer moms who watch the show are going to vote for Alex to come back because they have the hots for him. "Alex is cute this. Alex is sexy that. Alex turns me on." Blah blah blah blah. I've heard enough of it. Sorry ladies, but he brings nothing to the game and GOD is he boring to watch. Allison Grodner, work your magic and bring Allison back. I beg of you!

Anyway, so much stuff is happening in the house right now and I can't fit it all in one rant. I'll be back with another entry in the next few days about this week's nominations and more. Oh and I'll try to stop myself from recapping too much in the future.